The eldest of the Schwag clan of the Smoky Mount., Earl Schwag is a distant cousin of Andy Indica. Andy doesn't talk about his family and it's either that he has forgotten to.. or it is something that hr had rather not bring up. This hillbilly clan is not the most high grade of the Indica strain. In fact Schwag weed is at the bottom of the barrel.
Cousin Earl is not to bothered by what others might say about his dirt poor roots. Earl has his pride. If it wasn't for his kind most people in the world wouldn't be able to get high at all! Earl has wisdom and a bit of a glimmer in his eyes, like he knows growing secrets, that would rival the "Cannabis Cup" grow masters.